Greeted to this monstrosity in the terminal at LAX for the LAX to Frankfurt leg of the journey. Your eyes are not deceiving you, they are Ed Hardy Ugg boots. A marriage that is told in many ancient text to foretell the apocalypse.
I got on the plane anyway, primarily for two reasons; the wearer looked German, and they are of course exempt from any fashion crimes against society, and I considered seeing them a fair punishment for my decision to leave the private lounge and linger with the unwashed masses of economy class. I won't make that mistake again.
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